Men Lifstyle

There's no point denying that the shitty metrosexual term has been a topic for foolish arguments by stupid individuals. Their nonsense rants have been polluting my virginal mind, which makes me love nothing less than to smash the Statue of Liberty in their thick skulls.

Guys, who are actually gays, are trying to save their faces from the shame by saying that they're metrosexuals and not straight gays. But when darkness falls, these pimps will look for real men to hump their dicks. Metrosexuals are gays, period. Anybody who disagrees will receive a mallet blow in the head! Okay, shut up, you idiot and I'll explain!

-A real guy won't let a dermatologist examine his face not unless she wants to suck his junk right after.

-A real guy won't let homosexuals touch his hair nor pluck his eyebrows.

-A real guy won't be parading his masculinity in billboards wearing vomit-inducing pink polo shirts.

-A real guy will love nothing more than to throw a whore in the oven if she wails about watching a romantic flick.

-A real guy doesn't read neither men's nor fashion magazines unless the lady models are naked down under.

If you think you're a guy but you don't fall in any of the signs above, then congratulations: you're a dung-brained, dipshit metrosexual!

Guys sometimes have big problems when it comes to hospitality. It's either they act overexcited that they stupidly pour hot coffee on a visitor's clothes or they lack enthusiasm that the visiting person feels he's not allowed to lick his plate after dinner. Only morons have this problem, so if you plan to escape the world of morons, better read on as much as your rotten brains can handle.

Here are tips to make your guests feel that you want them to visit you 365 days a year, but not live in your house for good. Clean your living room, kitchen, dining room, and bathroom, because nosy visitors definitely want to stay in a place that has a brighter atmosphere than their own dwellings. Be sure that you got varieties of lotions and soaps for your visitors. Before cooking food, ask your guests about what they are not allowed to eat if in case they have allergies. It's time to ditch those dog food and use your stove to dig in a normal human diet. Remember that only assholes let their visitors sleep in the master's bedroom, so lead them to your guestroom. Use deodorizers and air fresheners, especially if the smell of your house can kill even a skunk. Follow this simple tips and you'll never run out of guests the whole year.

Whether we like it or not, there are really some guys who can't hit the bar or workout in the gym without having heavy arguments and action packed scenes. It's not that they are born bullies or to be bullied, it's just that there's something wrong around their social arena. Rectifying your shortcomings and smoothing your behavior doesn't mean that you have to be perfect all the time. We all that nobody can be ultimately perfect. But braving your ugly personality for a better you can liberate you from further danger. If you're all-out for this idea, then I'll invite you to plunge into the deep waters of introspection.

Identifying your errors and apologizing with all your heart's content simply means that you're not stubborn to realize that you too can sometimes be grouchy. Accept criticisms always with a light heart and open mind. Take what you think can help improve your life and drop those unfounded, destructive complaints from insecure people.

Meanwhile, for praises and recognitions; thank those who gave the sincerest compliments and thank those who didn't. Don't be conceited if someone says you're the cutest guy in town, instead prove that you're also nicest. These are just some tips because I know you'll discover some more as soon as you change the way you treat yourself and others.

Men loves hitting the gym not only to build strength and burn calories but also to have a peaceful and relaxing moment for introspection. In addition to that, the gym serves as a place where guys can pour out their frustrations cause by office work or relationship problems and in releasing harmful stress. Gym for guys does not necessarily refers to lifting heavy weights because there are some guys I know who opt yoga, meditation, and the Brazilian Capoeira.

Despite the fact that guys go to those places to exercise and relax peacefully, there are still a bunch of idiots who love being exempted to the rule. I was in Gold's gym yesterday working out quietly to relax my abs, all of a sudden there's this new guy whom we've never seen before entered arm with the most dangerous biological weapon to date- horrible body odor. Sheesh, how can you concentrate on buffing up your muscles and maintaining a healthy balanced diet and body when a guy in the same room is doing his best in robbing off your oxygen. Lesson learned, never go to a gym without your own oxygen tank and better yet, kill the culprit.

Another scenario, is on saunas baths in the gym when we peace loving citizens are trying to relax and have a good nap, there are those thick individuals who tears the silence with their almost banging hell of a mobile phone ringtone. Sometimes I'm wondering how dumb a person can be by not thinking about the concerns of other people around him. This last line is lovingly dedicated to the dimwitted creatures I'm talking about: You guys go to the gym to have a damn, vigorous physical exercise, but the crazy acts you're doing makes me think that it's your brain needs more whacking than your overly bulging bodies.

Among the problems of men is the selection of proper outfit when going to job or interview. When it comes to clothing men are less anxious than women. But men also need proper business attire to earn respect and admiration. However, this does not mean that you have to be very formal. The new trend today is to wear casual depending on the dress code of the company you are going to work. Being casual does not mean that you are free to wear shorts, ratty jeans, flip-flops and T-shirt. You should ask the human resources of the office in order to know the supposed attire.

In casual, you do not need to have a tie, just the khaki pants and shirts that are long-sleeved. If you are not sure of which style of outfit is good for you go to the shopping malls and window shop. Look for the new styles. In choosing your outfit, you should trust you own instincts. The dress should be comfortable to wear. If you do not feel comfortable with it, look and fit other clothes until you find the perfect outfit for you. But after spending too much time in the mall and you have not yet seen what is right for you, try consulting a fashion consultant. Ask that person to help you in planning you wardrobe for business. Lastly, watch fashion shows on television.

You asked for it, now, you've got it, here she is! Jessica Alba! she's voted as the hottest Hollywood star of 2006, the hottest woman! She's voted as number this year by the men, after being ranked as 78th last year, she made a very big leap this year, indeed.

Jessica is becoming an action star in her own rights, she once had a television series "Dark Angel", and she starred as one of the Fantastic 4, she also showed off her buffed bod in "Into the Blue", and she was paired with Bruce Willis in the thriller/comic themed movie "Sin City." Maybe it's her glowing skin, her warm, beautiful face, her refreshingly sweet smile, or her svelte body, whatever it is, Jessica Alba deserves to be number 1 this year!

Dressing to impress in a corporate setting is one of the things a man could pull off, but some of the gents do not have the audacity or the motivation to dress as powerful and smart in ordinary situations.

It is a good thing that the rock star style of casual dressing is in now. The rock star style usually involves a simple get-up consisting of top and jeans finished with a coat and closed shoes. Some men can even top the look by shades sporting accessories, or a head turning hairstyle.

Many of us don't know this but there's a trend or analysis among guys. So here's the deal, we think we're natural-born drinkers. Well we are but surprisingly, a whopping fifty-six percent of men only consume 3 alcoholic drinks in a week! And I thought that this was something that men, generally speaking, do.

Well, this next one's a good thing, at least we've got faith, huh? Seventy-eight percent of men consider spirituality, religion, and faith to be important in our lives, here here! And eighty-eight percent of men read women's magazines regularly or whatever the reason is. Lastly, only eight percent of men, consider themselves as "metrosexuals." I don't know about you, but I don't have any problems with that, live and let live, I say.

One of the accessories men cannot go without, especially outside the home, is a watch. Even when I was still a kid, my dad often tells us to wear our watches every time we go out, and when he sees us without the bands on our wrists, we were surely in for his endless litany of time is gold.

There are two types of watches men often don: sports watch and steel watch. Men's watches are large, durable, waterproof or shockproof, and usually do a lot more than tell time; these watches can be a thermometer, timer, alarm, stopwatch or even a mini-PDA.

Been on a low lately? Try this feel-good rules for a better, happier life, hey, you only get to live once, make the most of it! If you're having troubles with getting dates, tell yourself that you're a great catch. Self-confidence is a big factor, give yourself some credit.

Look beyond a woman's look, personality is most important, looks are, well, just a plus. Don't be too hard on yourself when things doesn't go the way you planned, just have fun. Remember, worrying just makes you uneasy and unfocused. Date around! Don't try too hard the perfect woman, she'll come along when you least expect it. And lastly, relax, smile, and be positive, it's going to make you feel and look younger!

Don't you wish you have this kind of friend to make you feel better? Selfishness aside, the lovable loser is a necessity. It's also a fact that every guy wants the lovable loser for a friend, why? Because this guy always experiences worst things than you. He's the type of guy who never had a girlfriend and if he did, it never lasted.

These guys, according to psychologists, tend to substitute you as their objects of affection, not in the romantic way, but face it, he'll always be there for you no matter what. He will be your right-hand guy in everything, because there's not much going on for him. He's the type of guy who doesn't have a clue on dating guidelines. But, if you have a friend just like this one, might as well help them out also. You wouldn't want him to be like that forever, don't you?

Yes, women also cheat guys. You may not know it but it might be happening to you. Here are some hints if they are infact, cheating. She makes up reasons to avoid your family gatherings or friends' gatherings. This is a sure sign that she's feeling guilty for what she's doing. She suddenly has a new found friend whom you have not yet met and does not intend to introduce you to the friend.

She argues with you over the simplest things, which doesn't happen before, and she breaks her routines. She suddenly has new things and activities in mind besides you. These my friends, are just hints and dating advices. You may not be sure, but hey, it's not so bad to check.

When the perception before about men, work and family is synonymous, nowadays, men's attitude and outlook towards work are changing, according to recent studies. Men have been giving more attention and time to family or their kids rather than being workaholics.

Rather than setting goals to reach the top of their business institutions, men are now becoming content with their work, and their income. Their perceptions are changing along with the fact that also the women are as equally productive as they are.

Because of the new trends in the fashion industry, there are also changes when it comes to men's underwear. One of changes is the reinvention of the styles of briefs and boxer shorts. Briefs and boxer shorts differ in sizes and shapes. Briefs come in fit and smaller sizes while boxer shorts are more airy and larger.

Most men who wear boxer shorts are deemed to be conservative in nature. They are discomforted wearing briefs because of its fitting and it restricts their movements. On the other side, men who wear briefs claim that it is better to wear them for it provides support. Whatever their reason maybe, the important thing is that they are wearing underwears that are comfortable to wear.

Adam Goldstein, famously known as DJ AM, co-owns one of the newest, most happening Hollywood nightclub, LAX. If you guys, want to bump and grind with hot, young Hollywood celebrities like Mischa Barton, Kelly Osbourne or Lindsay Lohan, this is the perfect Saturday night spot for you! Too bad, Paris Hilton and sister Nicky were banned for "bad mouthing" the club, Adam Goldstein is Nicole Richie's ex-fiance, by the way; free entertainment, y'all! Enjoy the LAX ambiance, the dancing, the singing, the hot music by DJ AM himself.