There's no point denying that the shitty metrosexual term has been a topic for foolish arguments by stupid individuals. Their nonsense rants have been polluting my virginal mind, which makes me love nothing less than to smash the
Statue of Liberty in their thick skulls.
Guys, who are actually gays, are trying to save their faces from the shame by saying that they're metrosexuals and not straight gays. But when darkness falls, these pimps will look for real men to hump their dicks. Metrosexuals are gays, period. Anybody who disagrees will receive a mallet blow in the head! Okay, shut up, you idiot and I'll explain!
-A real guy won't let a dermatologist examine his face not unless she wants to suck his junk right after.
-A real guy won't let homosexuals touch his hair nor pluck his eyebrows.
-A real guy won't be parading his masculinity in billboards wearing vomit-inducing pink polo shirts.
-A real guy will love nothing more than to throw a whore in the oven if she wails about watching a romantic flick.
-A real guy doesn't read neither men's nor
fashion magazines unless the lady models are naked down under.
If you think you're a guy but you don't fall in any of the signs above, then congratulations: you're a dung-brained, dipshit metrosexual!
