"Do you know what a pessimist is?" "A man who thinks everybody as nasty as himself, and hates himself for it."--- George Shaw
Guys who don't know what negaholism is, are suffering from a
mental disease called "moronitis". Anyway, negaholism is a new psychological term characterized by conscious or consistent negative-thinking in whatever situation. For the slow-learners: Negaholics are pessimists, period!
Here are signs to know if you're a negaholic:
One: You think that you'll fail all exams, projects, quizzes, reports, and a basketball game.
Two: You cry loudly when Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse and unzipping her pants.
Three: You think everything you love will die, including your pet goldfish. Oops, I forgot, negative-thinkers think that nobody loves them, so fortunately, nobody will die. Murderer!
Four: You love playing PlayStation and
Xbox 360 games that have topics like suicide, violence, and dead people. As you notice, most games are under the death category, which makes me want to add that negaholics are Death Eaters.
Five: Whenever you have a problem, you seek the aid of a counselor, health provider, and a friend. Positive-thinkers know that drugs, alcohol, and suicide are the solution to their maladies.
Six: You had a premonition that there's no number six!
If you agree with the above signs, congratulations!
