Guys sometimes have big problems when it comes to hospitality. It's either they act overexcited that they stupidly pour
hot coffee on a visitor's clothes or they lack enthusiasm that the visiting person feels he's not allowed to lick his plate after dinner. Only morons have this problem, so if you plan to escape the world of morons, better read on as much as your rotten brains can handle.
Here are tips to make your guests feel that you want them to visit you 365 days a year, but not live in your house for good. Clean your living room, kitchen, dining room, and bathroom, because nosy visitors definitely want to stay in a place that has a brighter atmosphere than their own dwellings. Be sure that you got varieties of
lotions and soaps for your visitors. Before cooking food, ask your guests about what they are not allowed to eat if in case they have allergies. It's time to ditch those dog food and use your stove to dig in a normal human diet. Remember that only assholes let their visitors sleep in the master's bedroom, so lead them to your guestroom. Use deodorizers and air fresheners, especially if the smell of your house can kill even a skunk. Follow this simple tips and you'll never run out of guests the whole year.
